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   Category: Banana jokes  0 stars
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.... more

Top 10 Highest Rated Jokes:

1.   Category: Journalist jokes  5 stars
A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  5 stars
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that... more

3.   Category: Women jokes  5 stars
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  5 stars
Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more

5.   Category: Accountant jokes  5 stars
An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more

6.   Category: Blonde jokes  5 stars
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that wont give in?A: "Have another beer."... more

7.   Category: Blonde jokes  5 stars
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen werent admitted!... more

8.   Category: Blonde jokes  5 stars
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth --... more

9.   Category: Blonde jokes  5 stars
Q: Whats a blondes favorite color?A: A light shade of clear.... more

10.   Category: Dead and dying jokes  5 stars
Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more

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1.   Category: Space jokes  0 stars
Stephen Hawking's theory suggests that physical information could permanently disappear in a black hole, this proves the... more

2.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there bsceuae I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey.... more

3.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Medical Warning: If you give a woman two glasses of wine a day it increases the risk of a stroke. If you give her a whol... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A TEXAS GIRL Three friends married women from different parts of the country. The firs... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would g... more

6.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
What did the big toe say to the little toe? Don't look now but we are being followed by a heel.... more

7.   Category: Answer me this jokes  0 stars
What did the hat say to the hat rack? You wait here I'll go on a head.... more

8.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
What do you call ten lawyers in a bus at the bottom of the harbour? A good start.... more

9.   Category: Answer me this jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a Kangaroo? A Woolly Jumper.... more

10.   Category: Dirty jokes  5 stars
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her... more

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