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1.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more

2.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more

3.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?... more

4.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more

5.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!... more

6.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont... more

7.   Category: Brother and sister jokes  0 stars
Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he ge... more

8.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma... more

9.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more

10.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more

11.   Category: Brother and sister jokes  0 stars
Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !... more

12.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy... more

13.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.... more

14.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every... more

15.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.That was a terrible thunder and lighten... more

16.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more

17.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more

18.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more

19.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more

20.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the ai... more





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