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1.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?Officer: Just stand w... more

2.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
Lara Rabbit: Do you think thats Sophies natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more

4.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midn... more

5.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !... more

6.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more

7.   Category: Letter jokes  0 stars
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I dont know who its from.... more

8.   Category: Clinton jokes  0 stars
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they... more

9.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more

10.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled th... more

11.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more

12.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more

13.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give... more

14.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more

15.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more

16.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more

17.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more

18.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more

19.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w... more

20.   Category: Fishing jokes  0 stars
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, Im serious!... more





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