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1.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions t... more

2.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick OReilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oim sinkin!" Do... more

3.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Pain and Sorryby Anne Guish... more

4.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."... more

5.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst... more

6.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""... more

7.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t... more

8.   Category: Telephone jokes  0 stars
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: Im trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody... more

9.   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!... more

10.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more

11.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more

12.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more

13.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have y... more

14.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, Mike, you wait here, Im going to run... more

15.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more

16.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist... more

17.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my... more

18.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more

19.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac... more

20.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more





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