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1.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed... more

2.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) Hes got bugs on his teeth.... more

3.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more

4.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drin... more

5.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"... more

6.   Category: Firefighter jokes  0 stars
Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb... more

7.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!... more

8.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more

10.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about... more

11.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more

12.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?... more

13.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with hi... more

14.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers?A. Reading the waffle iron... more

15.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... more

16.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?A. They were really put out.... more

17.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.... more

18.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. How do blonde brain cells die?A. Alone... more

19.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more

20.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more





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