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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans... more

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Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more

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How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more

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How hairy is an aardvark? I don't know, Why don't you 'aarsk' one?... more

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more

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Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more

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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more

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What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more

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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more

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What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!... more

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What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more





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