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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more

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How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more

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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more

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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more

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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more

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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more

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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more

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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more

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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more

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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more

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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more

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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more

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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more

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There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more





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