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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?... more

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !... more

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !... more

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What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !... more

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What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !... more

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?An antphibian !... more

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What do you call an ant from overseas ?Impartant... more

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What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !... more

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What do you call an ant who cant play the piano ?Discordant !... more

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !... more

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !... more

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !... more

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !... more

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !... more

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What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !... more

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What is smaller than an ants dinner ?An ants mouth !... more

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?A crayant !... more

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !... more

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What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !... more

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !... more





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