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"Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more

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"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more

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"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more

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"Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more

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"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more

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"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N... more

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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more

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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more

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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more

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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more

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A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more

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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking... more

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A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more

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A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesnt... more

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A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more

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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more

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A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent."I want a round trip ticket," says the ma... more

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A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p... more

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A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more

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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more





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