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Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more

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Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more

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Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more

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Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more

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Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more

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Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more

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Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more

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My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more

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Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more

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Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more

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Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more

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Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more

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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more

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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more

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What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more

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What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more

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What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more





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