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"A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more

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A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more

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A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more

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A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more

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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more

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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis... more

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A couple of biologists had twins.One they called John and the other control.... more

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A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particular... more

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A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tap... more

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A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the isla... more

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A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more

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A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in th... more

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A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more

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A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One... more

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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,... more

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A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what... more

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An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife bi... more

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An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving... more

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Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more

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Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more





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