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"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more

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A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more

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A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more

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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more

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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more

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Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more

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Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party ?It was a scream !... more

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Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more

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Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more

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Doctor, Doctor Im scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia.... more

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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more

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Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more

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ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more

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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more

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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more

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Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more

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Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more

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Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more





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