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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more

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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more

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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more

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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more

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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more

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Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more

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Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more

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Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!... more

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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more

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How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more

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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !... more

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I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more

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I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more

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I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more

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I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more





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