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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more

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"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more

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- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more

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..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more

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A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more

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A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more

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A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more

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A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more

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A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more

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A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more

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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more

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A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more

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A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more

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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more

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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more

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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more

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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more

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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more

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A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more





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