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A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more

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A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more

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A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more

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A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more

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After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more

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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more

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An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more

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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more

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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more

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As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more

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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more

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Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more

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Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more

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Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more

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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more

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Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more

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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more

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Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more

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Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more





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