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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?... more

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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farme... more

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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of... more

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Cow: Why dont you shoo those flies? Bull: Ill let them go barefoot!... more

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Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just... more

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Did you hear about the snobby cow?She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!... more

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!... more

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?They were very impressed!... more

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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!... more

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How did the calfs final exam turn out? Grade A!... more

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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down... more

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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!... more

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How do you make a milkshake?Give a cow a pogo stick.... more

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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!... more

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?Its a place of udder delight.... more

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I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn s... more

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I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!... more

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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!... more

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"... more

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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!... more





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