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"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patients home."Not a cent,... more

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"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.""Hundred dollars! Why, I... more

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"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "Im sorry sir." she replied. "He... more

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"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes... more

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"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve g... more

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A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few... more

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A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain be... more

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A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, "that new upp... more

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A patient asked the dentist, if it wasnt nasty to be all the day with the hands in someones mouth.The dentist answered "... more

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A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: W... more

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Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."... more

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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?... more

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At what time do most people go to the dentist?At tooth-hurty (2:30).... more

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believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and g... more

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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining... more

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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient:... more

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Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"... more

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Dentist: "You dont need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."... more

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Dentist: Dont worry. Im painless.Patient: Im not.... more

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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it co... more





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