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"Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and fi... more

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"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse!... more

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"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."... more

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"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "Im a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let... more

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"Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized."But doc, this is my first op... more

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1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin o... more

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A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "dont get ex... more

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A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it.... more

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A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse... more

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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast."You arent so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed... more

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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doct... more

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A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead."Did you... more

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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in fron... more

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A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally... more

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A man walks into a doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear... more

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A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they... more

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A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, youve got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the t... more

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A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fa... more

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A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he s... more

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A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and... more





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