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A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more

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Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more

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How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more

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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more

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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more

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How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more

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How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more

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How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more

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How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !... more

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !... more

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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more

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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The g... more

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My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more





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