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"Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farm... more

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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more

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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road... more

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A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fal... more

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A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life."Its pretty good Pa. Th... more

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A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older... more

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A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy,... more

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A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. Shes not, ho... more

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A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been he... more

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A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traf... more

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A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were gr... more

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A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.`Youll need to be fit, said the farmer. `Have yo... more

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A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started... more

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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse... more

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A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in t... more

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A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in th... more

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A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunn... more

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A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical proble... more

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A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his... more

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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls t... more





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