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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared und... more

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A mans car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside hi... more

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A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store an... more

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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farm... more

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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more

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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more

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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more

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A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the f... more

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An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer... more

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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that th... more

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An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I wont be surprised if this tree will give... more

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An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck... more

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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... more

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Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked... more

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Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... more

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Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!... more

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Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?He wanted to grow mash potatoes!... more

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Did you hear about the farmers boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and... more

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Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for th... more

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Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more





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