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"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more

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A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.... more

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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more

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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more

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A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more

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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more

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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.... more

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She a... more

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A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned b... more

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A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.... more

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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "Ill have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you th... more

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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more

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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more

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An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I... more

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And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the... more

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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and eve... more

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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can... more

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Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more





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