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"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holiday... more

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"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"... more

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Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.Well he should have got up earlier... more

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Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !... more

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How did Columbuss men sleep on their ships ?With their eyes shut !... more

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How did you do in your tests ?I did what George Washington did !What was that ?Went down in history !... more

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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?His wife !... more

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Im learning ancient history ?So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !... more

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My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself !... more

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Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?A: In his sleevies!... more

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Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Y... more

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The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.How many galleons did the get to the mile !... more

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?Toga-ether we can rule the world !... more

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.... more

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?A knight light... more

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What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ?A year older on his birthday !... more

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?Giddy up horsey !... more

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?I dont know, I wasnt invited !... more

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have the as their middle names !... more





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