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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from... more

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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you dont eat all your cotton, you wont get any satin."... more

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Boy: Whats the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My AuntBoy: No, its an elephant. Girl: You obviously havent met my Aunt... more

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Can bees fly in the rain ?Not without their little yellow jackets !... more

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First Caribou: What do you call a bee that cant make up his mind?Second Caribou: A maybee.... more

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First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?Second Caribou: Micky Moth!... more

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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.... more

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First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?Second Caribou: The litterbug.... more

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How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.... more

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?it has a blue light !... more

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !... more

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How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.... more

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How do fireflies start a race ?Ready steady glow !... more

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How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!... more

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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !... more

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How do we know that insects are so clever ?Because they always know when your eating outside !... more

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?Start from scratch !... more

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !... more

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How do you make a butterfly ?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !... more

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?Cut off his tail, hell be de-lighted !... more





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