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1.   Category: Men jokes  3 stars
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men... more

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking h... more

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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did yo... more

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A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him ra... more

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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.... more

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Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.... more

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Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted... more

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more

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How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more

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How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more

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How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?He has a bath more than once a month.... more

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How do you confuse a man?You dont - theyre born that way.... more

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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more

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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk.... more

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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.... more

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, its never happened.... more

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.... more

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How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more

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If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more





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