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"Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more

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"The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant a... more

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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting... more

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A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said t... more

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A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more

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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwa... more

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A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on... more

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A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has sto... more

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A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats... more

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A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have ob... more

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A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more

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A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more

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A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more

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A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more

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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more

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Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more

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Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha... more

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Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more





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