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| 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: Hes at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, whats he st... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assista... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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| 11. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| 12. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they werent that l... more
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| 13. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn... more
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| 14. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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| 15. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because... more
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| 16. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more
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| 17. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent... more
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| 18. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
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| 19. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyones been eaten.... more
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| 20. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more
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