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| "Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but dont stand too close."... more
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| "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."... more
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| "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "Im a slow reader."... more
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| "Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I dont really know too much about electricity." A... more
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| "Honey," said Mrs. Beldon to her husband,"Lesters teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, my eye!... more
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| "Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and Ill show you who he was."... more
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| "Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father. "Id like to know what would have happened if Id asked as man... more
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| "What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the... more
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| A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the d... more
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| A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything... more
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| A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section,... more
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| A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is thi... more
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| A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these it... more
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| A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "Im thirsty. Can you bring me a drink... more
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| A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the... more
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| A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "Thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen."In a huff, the woman sla... more
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| A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have Eyes of Bl... more
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| An irate father stormed into the principals office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zer... more
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| At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and its all your fault.""Hows that?" asked... more
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| Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,"Gee, youre dumb, Mom. Y... more
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