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| "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed chees... more
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| "What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new wa... more
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| "Whats the matter with your dinner ?""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what Ive... more
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| A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is chicken almondine and... more
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| A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitred that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would... more
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| A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant hed enjoyed on a... more
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| 7. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the w... more
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| An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish a... more
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| 9. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... more
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| 10. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treachers Fish and Chips!... more
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| 11. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered... more
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| 12. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.... more
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| Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One w... more
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| Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well t... more
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| 15. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !... more
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| Hello? Freds Restaurant. Hello! Id like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!... more
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| How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and Ive just cashed up."... more
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| How many McDonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and one to put some chips wit... more
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| I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.... more
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| Is your food spicy Sir ?No, smoke always comes out of my ears !... more
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