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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!... more

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve... more

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st... more

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Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar... more

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !... more

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more

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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more

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Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more

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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more

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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!... more

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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more

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Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more

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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more

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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more





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