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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more

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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more

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A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city... more

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A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more

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Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at... more

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Do you know the time ? No, we havent met yet !... more

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For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the... more

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!... more

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I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more

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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.... more

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If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.... more

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Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim... more

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One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time... more

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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.... more

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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. This clock, he said, will go for 14 days with... more

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What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!... more

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.... more

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What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !... more

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What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.... more

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more





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