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| Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, Whos a p... more
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| Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!... more
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| Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?He had loved in vein.... more
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| Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.... more
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| Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.... more
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| 6. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.... more
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| 7. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? Hes looking for a crypt writer.... more
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| 8. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!... more
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| 9. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I think Ive been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but Ill be... more
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| 10. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.... more
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| 11. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.... more
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| 12. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.... more
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| How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.... more
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| How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.... more
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| 15. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.... more
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| 16. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.... more
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| 17. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.... more
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| 18. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.... more
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| 19. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| One vampire to the other : " Lets go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!... more
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| Two men were having a drink together. One said, "Id rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Whys that?" asked th... more
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