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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?""Yes""What are you doing at the mo... more

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A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise sa... more

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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".... more

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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.He came across two men. One was sitting under... more

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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to h... more

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A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that... more

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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was... more

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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with th... more

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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk a... more

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A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who cant help laughing and eventua... more

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A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the caves roof to... more

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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh... more

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Are shellfish warm? No theyre clammy!... more

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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the ai... more

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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!... more

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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said... more

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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!... more

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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!... more

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Did you hear about the whale who couldnt keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!... more

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Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!... more





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