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1st Witch: Whats your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: Hes mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some ba... more

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Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?Its called The Hex-Files.... more

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Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine ch... more

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Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.... more

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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.... more

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Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.... more

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First witch: My, hasnt your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, shes certainly gruesome.... more

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Have you heard about the goodweather witch? Shes forecasting sunny spells.... more

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How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."... more

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !... more

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.... more

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How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.... more

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How do you get milk from a witchs cat? Steal her saucer.... more

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !... more

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?Voodoo like to dance with me ?... more

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !Owl be... more

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Is it good to drink witchs brew?Yes, its very newt tricious!... more

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Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.... more

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Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.... more

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Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?A: Sandwitch... more





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