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"Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "Whats the matter with you?" asked his father. "Wh... more

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A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more

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A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more

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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-... more

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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car... more

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A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keep... more

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An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has... more

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Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more

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Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more

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Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more

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Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it... more

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FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We... more

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Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got... more

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I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... more

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I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... more

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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r... more

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My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more

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One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In... more

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Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more

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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more





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