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1.   Category: Lawyer jokes  1 stars
"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more

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"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more

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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more

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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more

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A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more

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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more

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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more

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A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more

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A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more

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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more

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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more

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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more

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A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more

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A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more

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A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more

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A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more

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A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more

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A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more

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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more





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