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"And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym... more

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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notic... more

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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti... more

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"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my hou... more

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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,... more

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"I bet you dont know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband w... more

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"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats a lot of money to gi... more

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"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes."I dont know,... more

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"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and hav... more

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"Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more

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"Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband... more

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"You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get... more

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A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field sea... more

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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fathe... more

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A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"... more

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A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mo... more

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A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to thedoctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf beca... more

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a... more

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town... more

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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several... more





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