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One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more

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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more

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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more

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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more

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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more

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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more

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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more

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Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more

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Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more

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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more

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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more

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Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more

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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more

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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more

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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more

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Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more

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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more

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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more

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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more





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