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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more

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One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I mee... more

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OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more

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Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more

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Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!... more

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Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?A: It depends on the age.... more

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Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more

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QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more

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QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.... more

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Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more

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Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more

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Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman... more

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Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more

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What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.... more

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.... more

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !... more

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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.... more

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Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more

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Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more





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