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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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