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| | Category: | Burger jokes | | Date Added: | 18/07/2011 | | Views: | 121 | | | | Joke: | There were two thieves,a male and a female, who were robbing a bank when they were finally surrounded by police. The two were brought to an FBI agent for questioning.
The agent asked the lady,"Whats you name?" "My name is Maria,"she replaid.
"OH,my mothers name is also Maria and you look exactly like her too!, and with that I set you free," said the agent and free goes the lady.
The agent turned to the male robber and asked him, "Whats your name?"
Slowly, the man replaid," My name is PETER, but they some times call me MARIA! | | | |
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