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| | Category: | Old age jokes | | Date Added: | 18/07/2011 | | Views: | 124 | | | | Joke: | There was an old lady about 85 years old, who was aboarding a ship to travel to an island.
Before her travel, she bought a new hat to wear on the ship and off she went. On their way, there was a huge thunder storm and the waves started to rise and bump the ship here and there.The old lady held tight to a rope and stood for support.Amongst the rain and thunder came a strong wind that blew the hat off the old lady's head.Having concerned for her new hat, she jumped up to save her hat from falling into the ocean. As she jumped, her skirt flew open and a little boy next to her spotted her thing and shouted,"Hey old lady, your skirt flew open and I just spotted your pussy!"
Well son,"replied the old lady, "I dont care because the thing you've spotted is 85 years older than the thing I was trying to save!" | | | |
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