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Date Added:22/12/2014
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Joke:I like European food so I decided to Russia over there bsceuae I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
 


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