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| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached th... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What do you call cheese thats not yours?A: Nacho cheese!... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more
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| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.... more
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