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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club."Youll be driving later," replies the bartender.
 


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