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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I dont like this song, but even if I did, I wouldnt dance with you."The guy says, "Im sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
 


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