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Category:Bicycle jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!
 


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