Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Birthday jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:998
 
Joke:"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."
 


More Birthday Jokes:

1.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more

2.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to sa... more

3.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.... more

4.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbin... more

5.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!... more

6.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
"I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more

7.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
It's almost my girlfriend's birthday, and this year we decided to do a 70's party because last year at her party we did... more

8.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"... more

9.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more

10.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners