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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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