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Category:Dentist jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I dont want to miss the four oclock ball game.
 


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