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Category:Christmas jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?Lemon-entry my dear watson.
 


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